Cat, do not get out of there. You are a stray I have just rescued and you are lovely and fluffy (a bit thin though!) after seeing you lonely and unfed for a few weeks now. You purred constantly from the minute I picked you up and brought you into my house, right through eating, until you fell asleep. I love you already Cat.
Yeah for rescue kitties and those who love them.
*sobs*
Actually crying from how great this is
Get that cat some vaccinations and spay/neuter - a healthy cat is a happy cat!