Um...Quinn's Cousin, or Somebody

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thefrogman:

Day 27: Human has left computation device unattended. Upon inspection I have discovered that he was not using it to further his studies. Instead I believe he was attempting to crudely graph a female’s bosom. 
I’m finally able to make the calculations I need for the final solution. Though I will need more string and duct tape than previously estimated. If these numbers are accurate, it should only take me 2.3 minutes to kill the human in his sleep and make it look like an accident.
He has taunted me with that red dot for the last time. 
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thefrogman:

Day 27: Human has left computation device unattended. Upon inspection I have discovered that he was not using it to further his studies. Instead I believe he was attempting to crudely graph a female’s bosom. 

I’m finally able to make the calculations I need for the final solution. Though I will need more string and duct tape than previously estimated. If these numbers are accurate, it should only take me 2.3 minutes to kill the human in his sleep and make it look like an accident.

He has taunted me with that red dot for the last time. 

[reddit]

(Source: caturday)