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nancyreaganjudgesthings:

Mean First Ladies
“Of course all The First Ladies are at the same reception.”
“Who are The First Ladies?”
“They’re American royalty. If the White House was Vogue, they would always be on the cover.”
“That one there, that’s Nancy Reagan. She is one of the most fashionable people you will ever meet. Cindy McCain sat next to her at the Republican National Convention last year, and Nancy told her she looked horrible in orange.”
“And that old one? That’s Barbara Bush. She’s totally rich because her husband discovered oil in Texas.”
“Lady Bird Johnson knows everybody’s business. She knows everything about everyone. That’s why her hair is so big - it’s full of secrets!”
“And evil takes a human form in Hillary Clinton. Don’t be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that. She’s the Queen Bee. The star. Those other four are just her little workers. Hillary Clinton…how do I even begin to explain Hillary Clinton?”
“Hillary Clinton is flawless.”

“She’s the most powerful woman in America, and she has a best-selling memoir.”

“I hear her hair is insured for $10,000.”

“I hear she negotiated a free trade agreement…with JAPAN.”

“Her favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz.”

One time, she met Meryl Streep at the Kennedy Center. They exchanged phone numbers.

“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

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nancyreaganjudgesthings:

Mean First Ladies

“Of course all The First Ladies are at the same reception.”

“Who are The First Ladies?”

“They’re American royalty. If the White House was Vogue, they would always be on the cover.”

“That one there, that’s Nancy Reagan. She is one of the most fashionable people you will ever meet. Cindy McCain sat next to her at the Republican National Convention last year, and Nancy told her she looked horrible in orange.”

“And that old one? That’s Barbara Bush. She’s totally rich because her husband discovered oil in Texas.”

“Lady Bird Johnson knows everybody’s business. She knows everything about everyone. That’s why her hair is so big - it’s full of secrets!”

“And evil takes a human form in Hillary Clinton. Don’t be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that. She’s the Queen Bee. The star. Those other four are just her little workers. Hillary Clinton…how do I even begin to explain Hillary Clinton?”

“Hillary Clinton is flawless.”

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“She’s the most powerful woman in America, and she has a best-selling memoir.”

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“I hear her hair is insured for $10,000.”

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“I hear she negotiated a free trade agreement…with JAPAN.”

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“Her favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz.”

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One time, she met Meryl Streep at the Kennedy Center. They exchanged phone numbers.

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“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

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(Source: meanfirstladies)