Um...Quinn's Cousin, or Somebody


Posts tagged with "AUs are my weakness"

Sep 5


consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costumes to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out" au
  • "we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas" au
  • "we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories" au
  • "accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus" au
  • "can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm" au
  • "accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester" au
  • "It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus" au
  • "I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is" au
Aug 7


ridiculous au post:

  • mob boss and their sweet little flame au
  • moved in together for tax benefits and good friendship au
  • seventh grade au
  • their moms met at bingo night and are trying to set them up au
  • my car broke down on the side of the road and you stopped to help au
  • started talking about menu items at a fast food drive-thru au
  • called a phone sex line as a dare au
  • cowboys au
  • getting their first tattoo and they’re nervous but the artist is really nice au
  • police partners au
  • got drunk and woke up in the wrong house with their pants unbuttoned au
  • trans au
  • came over to yell at you because your dog won’t stop barking and it’s four in the morning but you’re really neat au
  • 1930s hitmen duo au
  • we’re both in the high school’s qsa but are you the queer part or the straight part au
  • rival greaser gang leaders au
  • singer and instrument player at a 1920s speakeasy au
  • returning mail sent to the wrong address au
  • enemy soldiers during the christmas truce of wwi au

(Source: guarneretoye)

Aug 1






  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU


  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

is it okay if I add some

  • met at a ren faire AU
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
  • got locked out of dorm room AU
  • camping in the same area AU
  • hurricane during a beach trip AU
  • met at a card game competition AU
  • kids go to the same school AU
  • little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
  • got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU
  • cosplayed as the same character AU

hello yes here’s more

  • snowed in AU
  • lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
  • fighting a squirrel AU
  • finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
  • asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU
  • spy AU
  • con artists AU
  • grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU
  • war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
  • scared of flying AU
  • x-men with powers of fire and ice AU
  • your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU
  • photograper/actor AU
  • repairman AU
  • strip club AU
  • surfer AU
  • private security AU

(Source: aroharveyspecter)

Pick a City

Reading up on Chicago, possibly as a setting for a new AU (thanks sunnyinoregon). I’ve written about so many cities before but never this one. Its going to take a lot of research as I’m starting from nothing. The truth is their location might get 3 sentences in the story since its a one-shot and I could be researching all day. Good times.