"….and I will take a team and personally manage the operation."
Bill x Karen
- Who’s the messiest one:
I…..say Karen. Karen, probably. I think her office is always really clean and tidy but once she gets home she sort of lets it go and gets comfortable and strews her blazers and heels around the place and leaves mail opened on the counter, and Bill’s like “ugh sigh good thing I love you a lot” *tidies tidies tidies*
- Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA:
Karen. Not because she doesn’t luuuuurve him but she has to sort of get over her initial uncomfortableness in displaying emotion. That being said, I don’t feel like they’d PDA too hard.
- Who’s the funniest drunk:
Gosh I think they’d both the nerdiest drunks and would get buzzed after two drinks and would giggle and be huge dorks and that’s about all they could handle. I think they’d both relatively unfunny, except to each other, lol.
- Who texts the most:
No one texts, only longing phone calls.
- Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:
Bill probably listens to stuff that he thinks is super embarrassing, and tries to hide it, but then they get in his car one day after work when he’s left it playing and Karen just grins and doesn’t comment
- Who reads the most:
I feel like they both read a lot - of work. And then they both sort of grumble about never getting to read for fun. And then they retire. And then they totally have days and nights in front of a fireplace in Vermont where they read.
sometimes to each other don’t look at me
- Who’s better with kids:
Oh god, Bill.
- Who’s the one that fixes things around the house:
It would probably depend on what it is? I feel like they both would contribute, but in the end, probably Bill.
- Who’s got the weirdest hobby:
Bill; and Karen enjoys finding out about the weird, strange little hobbies, like his love of sci-fi novellas.
- Who cooks and who cleans up:
Bill definitely cooks the bulk of the meals - the main parts, anyways. Karen sits at the countertop and chops lettuce for salads, makes side dishes, etc. l
ol sometimes they take a break to be gross and dance around the kitchen DO NOT LOOK AT ME
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
This should totally happen. I mean, come on.