I boycott Papa John’s pizza and now he has double bacon pizza and five sausage pizza. Why??????

I have a feeling today could be one of those days when I want to eat everything I can get my hands on. This could be hormonal. I’m definitely going to have to squeeze in a long walk today or tomorrow to make up for me being a cheesy, carby, bacon face today. Cuz I can feel it, its coming.
I’m having a bacon cheeseburger and fries for dinner because calories dont count on vacation. True story.