i love how every other animal gets this awesome-looking prosthetic and the turtle gets a fuckin wheel from a toy car
Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso
THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!
"Kitten you’re supposed to sit on the top shelf. That’s where the cushion is."
"That’s exactly why I’m NOT sitting there, foolish human."