I wrote this and it made me giggle rereading it. I think Dave and Jason should be besties in every AU ever written.
“I think Erin wants to tell me something but can’t. Do you have any idea…?”
“That was quick.” Dave looked at him.
“I’m friends with both of you. I don’t want, no scratch that, I will not be in the middle of anything. I mean that whether it’s good or bad.”
“You’re like a brother to me.”
“You already have four brothers and countless problems with all of them.” Jason said. “I would rather be your best friend, thank you.”