So Much Random, So Little Time

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mollywhopping:

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

I’ve been laughing for like 3 min seriously…

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jillbiden:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

I AM GOING TO CRY

I AM GOING TO FUCKING CRY 

OH MY GOD

ANGELA BASSETT

THAT’S MY GIRL

THAT’S MY FUCKING GIRL

OH MY GOD

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OH AND PATTI IS COOL TO BECAUSE SHE FUCKING SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME SO… SHE’LL BE SCARY.

BUT ANGELA.

ANGELA MOTHER FUCKING BASSETTTTTTTTTTTTT

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littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

i wasn’t ready!

This is the most influential thing I will ever come across on tumblr.

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