Show me what you never meant to show
Tell me what I’m not supposed to know
AU where Rossi becomes an UnSub
"You’re going to tell me everything. Right now."
"Oh Erin, are you sure you want me to do that? Everything? It’s a bit too much."
"I want to know what you did to my agents."
"And you better tell me where they are, David. This stops here and you know it. We have evidence, the profile, all we need to lock you away. It’s a matter of time now."
"Then, I’ll wait."
"Agent Todd, Seaver and Prentiss cannot wait. You tell me everything and I’ll make sure you get sent to a nice place."
"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you’re being all badass and bossy Erin? Because you are. It’s such a pity you got married."
"Don’t you dare."
"Why? It’s true. We had it good back then didn’t we? But then you married and I retired from the FBI."
"You got married too. So shut up about this and tell me about my agents. Where are they? David, you need to tell me or hell will break loose."
”It’s a matter of time now, Erin, you said it.”
"What are you…?"
"I’m going to tell you everything, every little detail, the way Ashley screamed and how Emily fought back. And Jordan had sweet, sweet blood. You know? I’ve always wanted to taste yours but I guess I won’t be able to do it."
"…no. David, you…"
"Or Aaron’s. I bet he’d bleed for a long time before passing out."
"Yes, it’s a matter of time. But only for me. It was nice having your agents while they were alive. You say they cannot wait? Well, now they have all the time in the world until you find them, they’re not going anywhere.”
I feel asleep with Alphas and Omegas Dave and Erin in my head and woke with Noah’s parents in my head. I can pretty much stop thinking anyone but Rossi/Strauss is my OTP at this point.
if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:
big spoon/little spoon: Rossi is definitely the big spoon.
favorite non-sexual activity: cooking.
who uses all the hot water: Erin
most trivial thing they fight over: Work.
who does most of the cleaning: they hire out but both have neat freak tendencies.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Wild Kingdom, Masterpiece Theatre, Scandal
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: N/A
who steals the blankets: Rossi.
who leaves their stuff around: Rossi.
who remembers to buy the milk: Erin, she’s home more.
who remembers anniversaries: Dave remembers every significant date of every relationship they’ve had together.
who cooks normally?: Rossi.
how often do they fight?: Whenever they do its over work or not spending the time together Erin would like.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Dave always calls home, every night, and they text.
nicknames for each other?: Rossi calls her Blondie.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Rossi.
who steals the covers at night?: Rossi.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Rossi is a jewelry man and Erin loves buying books and art. Rossi loves buying art as well.
who kissed who first?: Erin.
who made the first move?: Rossi watched her for a long time and then pounced.
who remembers things?: They both do but Dave is away a lot so time gets away from him.
who started the relationship?: Rossi.
who cusses more?: Rossi.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Erin would lose her mind. She’d get it together but it would take a minute to assess and go into HBIC mode. Rossi would fix things…he’s a fixer. He would also get angry, he wouldnt even know who to be angry at but he’d be angry that someone/something hurt her.
Even though we’re far apart, I’m always going to reach out and find you.
Only One Lifetime, my Rossi/Strauss, Grey’s Anatomy crossover AU, is finally done so I can stop talking about it. I had a blast writing it, even when it was kicking my ass and had me at work working on it instead of doing what they paid me for. It was worth it.
Part 1 of Only One Lifetime, a Rossi/Strauss, Criminal Minds-Grey’s Anatomy crossover fic is up at my livejournal fic comm Lair of the Muses. So excited.