So Much Random, So Little Time

if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:

big spoon/little spoon: Rossi is definitely the big spoon.
favorite non-sexual activity: cooking.
who uses all the hot water: Erin
most trivial thing they fight over: Work.
who does most of the cleaning: they hire out but both have neat freak tendencies.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Wild Kingdom, Masterpiece Theatre, Scandal
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: N/A
who steals the blankets: Rossi.
who leaves their stuff around: Rossi.
who remembers to buy the milk: Erin, she’s home more.
who remembers anniversaries: Dave remembers every significant date of every relationship they’ve had together.

who cooks normally?: Rossi.
how often do they fight?: Whenever they do its over work or not spending the time together Erin would like.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Dave always calls home, every night, and they text.
nicknames for each other?: Rossi calls her Blondie.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Rossi.
who steals the covers at night?: Rossi.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Rossi is a jewelry man and Erin loves buying books and art. Rossi loves buying art as well.
who kissed who first?: Erin.
who made the first move?: Rossi watched her for a long time and then pounced.
who remembers things?: They both do but Dave is away a lot so time gets away from him.
who started the relationship?: Rossi.
who cusses more?: Rossi.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Erin would lose her mind. She’d get it together but it would take a minute to assess and go into HBIC mode. Rossi would fix things…he’s a fixer. He would also get angry, he wouldnt even know who to be angry at but he’d be angry that someone/something hurt her.