Right now in my mind I have two open windows…Erin dancing around in lingerie to Drunk in Love, sipping Moet while Dave watches and the couple getting a new dog in a strange and sort of traumatic way. Dont know if either one of them are stories but they’re interesting.
one day i am going to ship a pairing so hard that by the sheer force of my shipping the universe will be like “woah you want this bad” and make it happen
have you ever shipped a ship so hard you forgot is wasn’t canon
The summary for my latest Rossi/Strauss fic is “I am so mad at you right now.” I think that pretty much sums up the entirety of their relationship.
If Dave and Erin were together for a year, presumably from Hit/Run to The Brothers Hotchner, how did it begin? What was the conversation? How did they go from wanting to kill each other to sharing a bed and life? We can assume alcohol wasnt involved. We can assume it probably didnt happen near the BAU since they acted all clueless about the whole thing except for Hotch, though they knew about JJ, Spencer, and Hotch when they all got significant others. Did they meet at that hotel? Were they both at the cigar convention and surprised to see the other there? Was Erin there for another reason?
Did it happen right before that? Did Rossi call her on his birthday after that piece of shit killer gave him another name in Profiling 101? Did he need to reach out to someone who wasnt going to smother him (like his team) but knew him just the same? Did Erin reach out to him? Did she know about the deal and maybe tried to help but Hotch had a higher connection (seems implausible but remember we’re talking about Criminal Minds here). How did it come to be?
have you ever shipped something so much you just want to hit yourself in the face with a brick