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A law firm hired by Chris Christie cleared Chris Christie of any wrongdoing in the bridge scandal.  And fuckin media outlets are covering this shit as if we expected dudes he hired to do anything else.  Total fuckin bullshit.  Bring on the independent counsel.  If the federal government can bring in one for Bill Clinton lying about a blowjob then they definitely should for a governor abusing his powers.

Facebook should do better at alerting you when you get messages from people not on your friends list.  Tonight I found a message from my sister’s girlfriend from New Year’s Eve thanking me for hosting her over the holidays and a message from someone who was one of my best friends in college from last July asking how I was.  I hope I didnt look like a douche for not replying back until March 2014.

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Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

Feb 8

How did the woman on this show go from being a stripper to a prostitute?  The two words are not interchangeable.

The way Boehner just sits there, cold and stone faced like “fuck you bitch”, is so rude.  You dont have to support all of the President’s policies but he is the President of the United States and people all over the world watch his State of the Union. 

You’re showing them that the country is having a damn civil war in the highest echelons of its existence.  You’re showing them that the legislation you refuse to pass or even acknowledge is because of personal beefs.  You’re showing them that you have no respect for the voice/needs of the American people who clearly elected him, and you as well.  That shit is sickening to me.

R.I.P. Brian the Dog.
I stopped watching Family Guy years back, I thought it got unfunny quickly after Fox brought it back.  But to kill off the family pet, and have the baby see it happen (I dont care if it was Stewie, he’s still a baby) does not sound like “a fun way to shake things up”.  Clearly Seth McFarlane has never lost a pet and if he has he’s pretty heartless.  I cant think of a single way anyone could make that kind of situation hilarious.

R.I.P. Brian the Dog.

I stopped watching Family Guy years back, I thought it got unfunny quickly after Fox brought it back.  But to kill off the family pet, and have the baby see it happen (I dont care if it was Stewie, he’s still a baby) does not sound like “a fun way to shake things up”.  Clearly Seth McFarlane has never lost a pet and if he has he’s pretty heartless.  I cant think of a single way anyone could make that kind of situation hilarious.

This show got me tricked out because why at the end was I looking at Queenie as the bad guy instead of Delphine?  Not cool Coven, really not cool.  And while I’m at it, are there three more boring characters in the world than Zoe, Madison, and Kyle?  Two of them were dead and should’ve stayed that way.  And Zoe started to show a modicum of badass in this episode…I think that’s the way to go for her, not threesomes with dead people.  Just go away, all three of you.

They need more Nan, Misty, Cordelia as a blind badass (get right with all that furniture girl) and I want to see if she can bring about a new truce with the voodoo priestesses.  But I still love Queenie, I just want her to find her rightful place and her rightful powers because I believe that Marie is using her just as much as Fiona did when she got rid of Myrtle.

So because you’re mentally ill you’re supposed to be an inarticulate, drooling mess? The people I work with are assholes and their ignorance and stupidity is hurtful. It makes me want to smack someone. I suffer from mental health problems, I also have a genius IQ, a college degree, and can more than hold my own in conversation. If people ever wonder why they can’t get ahead in the world maybe its because their views are so ass backwards.

Sep 1

Syfy is playing a movie tomorrow called Sharktopus about a genetically engineered shark/octopus hybrid that goes on a killing spree.

Also…..

on that same rant….we dont even know what Erin supposedly did all those years ago.  Was it so horrible that some psychopath deemed her as the person to die and basically stalked her for over a decade?  I’m sure it wasnt.  But as a viewer who loved her, and almost more than that actually loves storylines that make sense, what was her role in the case that put her life in that kind of danger.  They dont even allude to it over 24 episodes.  Just the usual vague, “well of course Strauss had to be the bitch who ruined people’s careers”.  Was she even Section Chief of the BAU (NCAVC) back then?  Was she a Unit Chief somewhere?  Was she working out of New York, Quantico, or DC?  Did she accidentally give Curtis the clap?  What the fuck even happened?